What kinds of things are there to do in Milan?

The sorts of things people can do in Milan are outdoor in nature. For example, there is a horseback riding establishment called Hidden Hollow Farms Riding Center, there are golf courses in the area, there are creeks (Roeliff Jansen comes to mind right away) and ponds for fishing, and there are state parks ("multiple use areas") in the immediate area which offer camping, hiking, and so forth.

What there is NOT to do in Milan is shopping and going to a variety of bars and/or nightclubs, because there basically aren't any.