Embarrassing NYC moments

Having now lived in NYC for over five years I have amassed a basket full of memories..but have had a few embarrassing NYC moments as well like when I locked myself out of my apartment in the dead of winter while attired in a skirt, t shirt and a pair of slippers and had to spend a couple of hours in the laundry room waiting for the husband to get home from work. This was during my first winter here when I had no clue as to how the lock system on my front door works. MY most recent embarrassing moment took place on last Saturday when I got into a cab and then realized that I had left my wallet at home and didnt have any money/ cards with me. For the record I stopped the cab almost immediately , while apologizing profusely to the driver who was actually quite okay about it .. have you had similar embarrassment moments in NYC ..do tell...