10 Worst Things to Eat in Times Square

@Uraniumfish what a hilarious piece! dare I add the calorie laden fare at Carmines to the list?

Greasy Chinese food should also be on the list. I ate Chinese food last night and it was so oily it made me sick to my stomach. I tossed it. My girlfriend made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for me instead. The jelly was Polaner All-Fruit.

Ahahahah! Before I even read the article, I was hoping they would have Sbarro and McDonalds on there. I think we should chuck TGI Fridays onto that list too. Nothing more depressing than going to New York City and eating at a sad midwestern chain establishment with the rest of the midwest tourists who have no imagination.

I almost cried reading that article. May I never find myself hungry in Times Square.