MARTA, is the cleanest, most efficient, friendliest and easiest way to . . . awwww who am I kidding!! Take it from me, MARTA is HARDA!  Sometimes it's fun, like when the crazy bums in downtown start preaching and speaking in tongues on crowded trains.  Other times I feel like I need to bathe in sulphuric acid when I get home, like when a different bum brought a huge box full of steaming hot collard greens (which I can oly guess were given to him because they were about to be thrown out - that's how much he had) onto the bus on a hot Summer day.  I guess he thought I looked friendly because he sat next to me and the STENCH from those greens. ..!!  It was astounding! I have lots of wierd/scary/funny/gross MARTA stories, but I'll save the rest for later.