before you get your rear re-sized

Whoa!! stop press! 1. Someone has come up with a way to enlarge someone's butt? 2. There's a market for this? ie. demand and then supply? 3. Goto 1. /me faints.

That is a procedure I definitely don't need, if I'm going to take the fine word of numerous Bushwick neighbors, but that is pretty disturbing nonetheless.