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Reviews

1/5 rating details
  • Neighborly Spirit 1/5
  • Safe & Sound 3/5
  • Clean & Green 2/5
  • Pest Free 2/5
  • Peace & Quiet 2/5
  • Eating Out 2/5
  • Nightlife 4/5
  • Parks & Recreation 2/5
  • Shopping Options 1/5
  • Gym & Fitness 4/5
  • Internet Access 5/5
  • Lack of Traffic 2/5
  • Parking 1/5
  • Cost of Living 1/5
  • Resale or Rental Value 2/5
  • Public Transport 4/5
  • Medical Facilities 1/5
  • Schools 2/5
  • Childcare 1/5
Just now

"Hipster Haven!"

Snobby locals who pride themselves on their organic handbags and dirty, rude kids. Clintonville kids think they are "from da streets" when its a middle class 'hood. Crime is usually graffiti, high schoolers doing drugs in your yard, and b&es. Lots of locally owned shopping for total junk. Plenty of bars and blood banks. Plenty of crazy hobos wandering the streets.
Pros
  • Booze central
  • Hipsters welcome
  • local "art" displayed on garages via "tags"
Cons
  • Just about everything really.
  • Loud in some areas due to football games or drunks
  • A+++*/-s a-plenty. SKHOOLS SUK RAL BARD
Recommended for
  • Singles
  • Hipsters
  • Students
  • Trendy & Stylish
5/5 rating details
  • Neighborly Spirit 5/5
  • Safe & Sound 5/5
  • Clean & Green 5/5
  • Pest Free 5/5
  • Peace & Quiet 5/5
  • Eating Out 5/5
  • Nightlife 1/5
  • Parks & Recreation 5/5
  • Shopping Options 3/5
  • Gym & Fitness 3/5
  • Internet Access 3/5
  • Lack of Traffic 4/5
  • Parking 5/5
  • Cost of Living 5/5
  • Resale or Rental Value 5/5
  • Public Transport 5/5
  • Medical Facilities 4/5
  • Schools 5/5
  • Childcare 5/5
Just now

"Great place for families"

Grew up and returned here.Great schools, family friendly neighborhood, nice residents, lack of cable options (Time warner dominates the market).
Pros
  • Everything
Cons
  • Close to the ghetto on 161.
Recommended for
  • Professionals
  • Singles
  • Families with kids
  • Retirees
  • Gay & Lesbian

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